I started writing this a day ago, and then I realised I was chatting absolute crap. So, the concept I decided to go with for my blog was to write them all drunk!
So if there is multiple spelling mistakes, you know the reasons why lol
The reason why I decided to write my blog whenever I am drunk is because I like to ramble the most at this point.
My friends call me the alcoholic of the group, and just like American Dad, I am the Kidney Killer *lightening bolt strikes*
So tonights drunken adventure was an original.
We ran out of alcohol, so me & AliciaTheHuman (my bestie, which you will hear a lot of reference to in most posts) decided to go for more. As we are so lazy (my fault) we decided to saddle each other on her little brother BMX. Not realising how drunk we were, we tried to take it it turns to saddle one another. The problem was that we both took up too much of the seat with our fat asses lool.
Anyways, finally AliciaTheHuman managed to saddle me, so we got a couple centimetres before the bike del over and we both fell in the road looool. AliciaThueHuman is telling me to get up, but my body just didn't register what was going on. Eventually, I managed to get up and we could not stop hysterically laughing! Then we realised that I had cut my wrist and she had cut her knee. This made us laugh even harder, and decide that we shouldn't ride the bike any further!
We carried on walking towards the alcamahol (my idea). After getting more than halfway there, we decided to call AliciaTheHuman's BF back at the house.
When he met us, he was not impressed to say the least! But me & AliciaTheHuman could not sep laughing at our foolishness. Her BF however, did not laugh along once...
When we got home we continued on laughing together... hysterically. Now, here I am writing this blog before my laptop battery dies lol.
This is the kinda of thrills we live for. Drunken nights that leave scars to show my children. What dreams are made of lool
Bye *waves drunkenly*
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